Stiff Breeze Turns Ivanka Trump’s Dress Into Fodder For Fashion Police
A stiff breeze gave Ivanka Trump’s unusual dress a sudden makeover during a visit to Colombia this week.
But you can’t defy nature, and a good breeze caused the dress to flare up around Trump as she met Colombia Vice President Marta Lucia Ramirez and the country’s defense minister, Guillermo Botero:
The unusual design ― and the flare-up caused by the breeze ― brought armchair fashion critics out in force:
What’s the difference between honest and vicious?
HONEST: “Ivanka, you are not leaving this room in that dress.”
VICIOUS: “Girl, you look fabulous!” pic.twitter.com/q960cQL9z4
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 4, 2019
The propellers around the ends of her arms began to slow down and Ivanka glided down from the saucer. Softly, she landed on the surface of the planet. “So this is Earth,” she thought.
“It will be mine,” she said, her lizard tongue writhing against her cheeks. pic.twitter.com/WNNZxblwF7
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 3, 2019
Is Ivanka’s dress: made from Kermit? Morphing into a pup tent? The result of climate change? Available with ranch dressing? An entire 1971 living room? Her tribute to dirty money? Five bridesmaids dresses? What happened when her Dad drained the swamp? A patio umbrella that died? pic.twitter.com/5mn1lSWswr
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) September 3, 2019